Maybe I’m just punchy from dealing with too much real spam, but I found this hilarious.
Introducing–Penis Reduction Pills!
Shipped to you, not in the stereotypical plain brown wrapper, but in a
large box proudly labeled on all six sides. Because you wouldn’t be
ordering them if you didn’t need them, right? Just leave the bottle
around the house where the girl you are interested in can find them.
(Note: placebos may have unintended side effects. Depending on the
Thanks to Rob Slade for bringing this to my attention – http://victoria.tc.ca/techrev/rms.htm