With Thanks to Gary Hinson and Michael Gerdes who found this on the web and extended it …
- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
- Construction manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
- Controls manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).
- Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
