With Thanks to Gary Hinson and Michael Gerdes who found this on the web and extended it …

  1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
  2. Construction manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  3. Controls manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).
  4. Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

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